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George you stupid Idiot.

Why I talked and comforted George was so that he knew it wasn’t me driving the yellow car that hit his wife! I tried walking him off the ledge as well as saving myself. He had found the Dog leash and I needed to cover myself so that Daisy couldn’t find out about the affair, at least enough to divorce me haha. Mr. Wilson is very religious and if he wants to believe it was Gods way of punishing her for her affair so be it. I will gladly take him up on that! On the same hand,  I will confront a mourning friend and keep my ears peeled to save myself.  I knew Myrtle wanted to leave with me but pimpin isn’t easy and she didn’t know her place or order in my life. I bet that car hurt more than my backhand. It’s a happy accident that my wife killed my mistress but thank God everyone convinced/ told the truth about the yellow car being Gatsby’s… I could have been up a creek! Now with him out of my life, I have 99 problems and he’s not one! The villain always wins…. Don’t think I’m show...

Soggy Sandwich

At lunch, not only did I see, feel and hear Daisy wanting to leave me and the glimpse of reality that came with it. Sure, I go out and cheat a little but it doesn’t matter because I always come back to Daisy and what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. How could Jay put everyone in such a terrible light and ruin this perfectly good lunch. How could Daisy leave with my mortal enemy in front of me like that…but go ahead daisy I trust you. But when Gatsby talks ill just expose him for who he truly is and how he made his money. I’m going to clear the air and crush the speculation that comes with Gatsby and show this whole room that he is nothing. Sure, he batted those allegations away but the more important thing is, I know Daisy didn’t mean it when she said she never loved me and it was only peer pressure and it’s all from that menace Jay Gatsby! The only thing that saved me is the deeper, unsaid meaning that keeps them apart. At least I still have Myrtle. It’s all slipping away, my two lov...

Switching Cars

Why I wanted to switch cars with Gatsby was because since he took my woman. I thought it was only right if I took his car and we swapped for that too. Maybe Daisy will ride with me! But she didn’t and now I am taking lousy Nick and Jordan to lunch... Talk about an exciting group, ones a pessimist and another is I don’t even know what Nick does. I thought I would stop by the Wilsons and grab some gas on the go but George kept talking my ear off about money and other cars and how their marriage isn’t working out and I don’t care for that really, I’m just trying to get some lunch and make sure Daisy isn’t cheating on me. All I could think about was Gatsby and Daisy having the time of their life. That’s why I even offered to pump my own gas because every minute was crucial and here I am wasting my time talking to this lousy excuse for a human. Not only was the car swap a backfire at first but it’s a marathon not a sprint, and it works out for me in the end. It can make a believer out of e...

Roommates from Yale

Why am I even friends with Nick? I know we go way back to Yale and where roommates and all but why did I invite him over? If this idea slipped my mind or If I was just playing a game of football maybe I wouldn’t have thought of asking. Nick doesn’t know a good time if it sat on his face. In second thought I invited him over trying to revive that sad and boring spirit of him, it was only right. But now he knew all my dirty tricks but I’m sure he wasn’t that surprised. He is the only person how can put up with me and defiantly makes me transparent. It was Nick who brings out the worst in me and ill tell you why! The link between Gatsby and Daisy wouldn’t exist, I could of still make sweet love to Myrtle but that sick twisted man had to run her over! He really is a home wrecker! If I had never invited Nick over than I could go to sleep at night knowing Daisy truly loves me, now I’m found tossing and turning, losing sleep at night. Just kidding my enemy just took out my mistress and then ...

Gatsby who?

Who is this Gatsby character coming out of the woodwork making all this money and commotion? I’ll have my men find out how he so easily became wealthy… he must be a bootlegger! You cant trust those bootleggers even when they work with Wolfstien, especially if they didn't work hard like i had too. If wealth came that easily then it wasn't acquired legally. There’s a drug store on every corner, that’s how he did it!  But I won’t let Mr. nobody from nowhere make love to my wife and sneer my family life and institutions… next thing you know they will have interracial marriage! I don’t care what your history is with Daisy but it’s over now pal! She married me and loves only and all me.  Our love is pure you home wrecking poser. I am so glad I looked into this man, his party and his social statistics seemed a little suspect; not to mention, Jay getting to close with Daisy. Why in the hell did he get a house across from mind, it is all starting to add up. I just had to put my foot ...

Nick's in Town.

When Nick was in town and Daisy called him over I had to show out. Not only was he impressed with my gigantically elegant house but was more surprised by my great taste in woman! I couldn't wait to get hit with the fund memories that we shared together!  Man, for a bunch of Yale boys we can sure keep ‘em coming back. No lady can resist me! A man that looks fantastic, plays football, is smart as a whip and more importantly wealthy. With money to buy a spouse even for the rare chance she didn’t think I was worth her time. Not only am I married to Daisy but I have a side chick that lives at a gas station. The best part is her husband doesn’t even know I’m having an affair with his wife Myrtle. He fills up my tank while I fill up hers God is he so stupid! Myrtle is so demanding sometimes and disrespectful! Who calls at dinner time when your wife is at the table? As well as when I took her out to get a dog that she so desperately wanted, she kept saying daisy repeatedly so I just had t...