Nick's in Town.

When Nick was in town and Daisy called him over I had to show out. Not only was he impressed with my gigantically elegant house but was more surprised by my great taste in woman! I couldn't wait to get hit with the fund memories that we shared together!  Man, for a bunch of Yale boys we can sure keep ‘em coming back. No lady can resist me! A man that looks fantastic, plays football, is smart as a whip and more importantly wealthy. With money to buy a spouse even for the rare chance she didn’t think I was worth her time. Not only am I married to Daisy but I have a side chick that lives at a gas station. The best part is her husband doesn’t even know I’m having an affair with his wife Myrtle. He fills up my tank while I fill up hers God is he so stupid! Myrtle is so demanding sometimes and disrespectful! Who calls at dinner time when your wife is at the table? As well as when I took her out to get a dog that she so desperately wanted, she kept saying daisy repeatedly so I just had to pimp-slap her with my back hand. That’ll teach her to know her place! I