Gatsby who?

Who is this Gatsby character coming out of the woodwork making all this money and commotion? I’ll have my men find out how he so easily became wealthy… he must be a bootlegger! You cant trust those bootleggers even when they work with Wolfstien, especially if they didn't work hard like i had too. If wealth came that easily then it wasn't acquired legally. There’s a drug store on every corner, that’s how he did it!  But I won’t let Mr. nobody from nowhere make love to my wife and sneer my family life and institutions… next thing you know they will have interracial marriage! I don’t care what your history is with Daisy but it’s over now pal! She married me and loves only and all me.  Our love is pure you home wrecking poser. I am so glad I looked into this man, his party and his social statistics seemed a little suspect; not to mention, Jay getting to close with Daisy. Why in the hell did he get a house across from mind, it is all starting to add up. I just had to put my foot down. If I had a dollar for every time someone was trying to get with my wife I could buy that tiny house of Gatsby’s. If Gatsby went to Oxford than I went to HCC!